The last few days I have been unpacking my bags and found these items of interest:
Pre-Trip To-Do Lists, Urgent (3)
Undone Items (17)
Socks Which, When Turned Inside Out, Explode in a Mushroom Cloud of Volcanic Dust (1 pair)
Items That Smell of Volcanic Dust (47)
Items that Smell of Spilled Sports-Drink Dust (5)
Extra Dust
Water bottles, Dirty (2)
Pee Bottle, Uh, Dirty (1)
Thermos, Encrusted with Soup Mix (1)
Mule Shoe, Spotted with Rust and Discovered on Trail (1)
Rock from Summit, Gifted by Marshall (1)
Wool Mitten, Mate Abandoned Somewhere on Summit Route (1)Sunscreen Bottle, Exploded in Backpack (1)
Sunscreen-Covered Satellite Phone (1)
Regrets (1)

What’s the “Regrets (1)” ?? That you didn’t put the sunscreen in a ziploc bag?
No…that regret is related to the whole-not-making-the-summit thing.