Kevin, to celebrate your birthday we would like to gift you a SentrySafe Fire Safe! This model has just the right amount of room for valuables and documents, locks easily and protects against fire to 1,700 °F — features we liked so much that we recently bolted one to the concrete floor of our basement. (You can go see it if you’d like.)
Since shipping a safe conjures images of a scheming Wile E. Coyote, we prefer to get you a Home Depot gift card so you can pick one up in your rig and haul it home to your garage. Wait, you don’t have a rig, even though you live in Houston. That’s one of the reasons we like you.
We hope this year is a great one and that you don’t play it too safe.
Best wishes,
Anjali and David